Nice to meet you! I’m Alice.

Aside from my bad case of the how-hard-can-it-be’s, here’s what else you should know about me.

I’m perpetually in eBay bidding wars.

I’ve had 15 pet rats. They don’t live very long.

I make a mean baklava.

Never have I lost a ballroom dance competition.

I can and will play through all of Stairway to Heaven on guitar. (Proof below).

Thanks for hanging out with me! Talk soon.